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طنز و فکاهه علی اصغر کمالدار (غمین ) - می خواهم
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می خواهم

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«(( ... مـــی خـــواهــــم ))»

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مثـــال کــار داران کــار مــی خواهم

        و کـــار آب و هــم نانــدار می خواهم

میــسر نیســـت گــر؛کارِ پـسِ مـیزی

        به جایـــش حجـره در بازار می خواهم

و یـا در کســـوت یک کاســب عمــده

        پـــر از ارزاق ده انــبــار می خــواهـم

و یا خواهــم شــوم تاجر؛ به این منظور

         دوازده کشتــی پـــر بــار مـی خواهم

سپـس کمبـود مدرک می شود احساس

         و امــا دکتــرا ؛ ایــن بــار می خواهـم

و وقتـی دکتــرایی  را بــه مــن دادنـد

         دگــر یک منصـب جـادار*  می خواهم

 بــرای منصــب خــود نیــز پیـوستـه

         دوام  از چــرخ کـج رفتــار می خواهـم

گرفتم چونکه منصب بعد از آن؛ چندین

          مشـاور تـا دهــد رهکــار مـی خواهـم

شـود چـون جــور منصب؛اعتباری هـم

          کــه بـاشــد لازمـم بسیـار؛ می خواهم

در ایــن مقطع زبـانی چـرب بـا اغـراق

          بـــرای  دادن  آمـــار مــی خــواهــم

کنــم تــا کــه شعــار و وعــده آمـاده

          هــزاران بــرگــه 4A   مـی خــواهـم

تحمــل کـــی نمـایـم  اعتــراضـی را

         همـه سـاکت ؛ چنـان دیــوار می خواهم

نبــاید ســرپــرست کـم رویی بــاشـم

          کـه «رو» را مــوقـع انکــار می خواهـم

اگــر در  پیـش بـــودش انتخــــابـاتی

          در آن پیــروزی بـا اصــرار می خـواهـم

که ســازم یــک عـدد  ویـلا زمینی هم

          بــه متــراژ چهــار هکتــار می خـواهم

و بـــا وضعـی کــه پیـدا کرده ام دیگر

         ز رسمـی؛ صیغـه ؛ ده تـا یـار می خواهم

از این طنزش«غمین»پاداش می خواهد

           بــرای  او ولـی مــن « دار» می خواهم

 

*-منصب جا دار:پستی که بشود فک

 وفامیل را آورد و همه راسرکار جاداد!

 


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