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طنز و فکاهه علی اصغر کمالدار (غمین ) - آدمی خل می شود
پنجشنبه 27 فروردین 1388

آدمی خل می شود

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تیــره بخت و خسـتـه در کـل می شــود

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گــر کــه  مــهــمـــانی بـر او وارد شــود

بیمــناک و بـی تـــوکــل  مـــی شـــود

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گــر کــه آن بیچــاره منــگل می شـــود

گــر خــل و منــگل نشــد هــم یحتــمل

اهـــل  دزدی  و چـــپــاول مـــی شــود

از  نــخــوردن  می شــود  زار  و نحـیــف

بنــد  تنبــانش  دگــر  شــل مــی شـود

زرد ؛  مثــل  بـــرگ  پــائیــزی شـــده

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جــای  او  در  زیر   یـک  پـل می شـــود

نــه  بـــشراز ایــن گـــرانــی خــانـه دار

نــه  بُـــزی  دارای آغــــل مـــی شــود

نــه کـــه اسبــی می شــود ؛ دارای زیـن

نــه الاغـــی صــاحــب جـل مــی شــود

ایــــن  میـــانه  محتــکر  بشـکـن  زنـان

شــاد وخـــوشخــوان مثـل بلـبل می شود

مــی شـــود  تشکیـــل صفـهـای طـویــل

تـــوی صفهــا،سهـــم مـــا هُـل می شـود

گیـــج تـــر از  عـــابـریــن  بــی حــواس

آن  بنــی هنــــدل ؛ پَــس ِ رُل مــی شـود

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