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طنز و فکاهه علی اصغر کمالدار (غمین ) - از اینجا و از آنجا
دوشنبه 19 اسفند 1387

از اینجا و از آنجا

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«((از اینجا و ازآنجا))»

چشم امارات در پی جزایر تنب کوچک و بزرگ...!

دوسـتـان همسـایـه ایـران مــا

ایـن امـارات خـل و نـادان مــا

نیست تنبانی به پایش ، لعنتـی

هست چشمش در پی تنبان مـا

                                    لکنت زبان

گفت:جوونهای سالم کار براشون نیست،پسر من که طفلکی  لکنت

 زبون هم داره!

گفتم:چرا پسر تو هم  می تونه خواننده بشه ،می تونه بره تو صدا و

سیما مجری یا گوینده بشه،آره کار برای او هم هست!

***

خنده به گریه

گفت:وای چرا این بچه ها اینقدر می خندند،سرم درد گرفت.

گفتم:خب تلویزیونو روشن کن عوض اینکه بخندند،ماتم می گیرند و

اشک می ریزند!

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کاهش وزن

گفت:من هر سه ماهی  دو سه کیلو وزن کم می کنم.

گفتم:ها فهمیدم،هر سه ماهی یه بار میری حموم،خوب کیسه می

کشی!

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برای گلم

اس ام اس فرستاد:همه برای دوستشون گل می فرستند،تو می خوای

 برای گلت چی بفرستی؟

جوابش دادم:من می خوام برای گلم یه خرده کود بفرستم!خب گل،

کود لازم داره!


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